ON OSCAR WILDE.....

Taken from www.uncyclopedia.org . But a few additions are original.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and the number of Oscar Wilde quotes, and I'm not sure about the former."
~ Albert Einstein

"If you're going to do something rude, do it for a reason, and get something from it"
~ Patricia C. Wrede on Oscar Wilde's sexuality

"...get off my property."
~ Lord Byron on Oscar Wilde

"...the gayest man I've ever met!"
~ John Howard on Oscar Wilde

"I did not have sexual relations with that man!"
~ Bill Clinton on Oscar Wilde

"I was in college, I was drunk, I was curious..."
~ George Bush on Oscar Wilde

"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
~ Bono on Oscar Wilde

"Oscar, for Chrissakes, butch it up!"
~ Gertrude Stein on Oscar Wilde

"Now taking reservations for the I hate the Marquess of Queensbury Club."
~ The Marquess of Queensbury

"I like a martini, two at the very most, three I'm under the table, four I'm Oscar Wilde."
~ Dorothy Parker on Martinis

"He's the only man I ever wanted but couldn't have. Maybe if I learned yoga."
~ Oscar Wilde

"I never really got into Oscar Wilde. But he got into me a few times."
~ Noel Coward on Oscar Wilde

"Hey Vern!"
~ Ernest

"Shall I compare thee to Oscar Wilde?"
~ William Shakespeare on Oscar Wilde

"Whenever I hear the words 'Oscar Wilde', that's when I reach for my revolver."
~ Hermann Goering on Oscar Wilde

“It's gotten to the point where anyone can make up quotes about Oscar Wilde and say they're from Oscar Wilde.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

"That's Oscar Wilde? I could have sworn it was a pile of burnt and fatty grease from the Grease Hut!"
~ Martin Van Buren on Oscar Wilde

"Anything that goes up must come down with Oscar Wilde's being the lone exception"
~Issac Newton

OSCAR WILDE
AT HIS BEST


"THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF TEMPTATION IS TO YIELD TO IT"

"EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME PEOPLE GIVE TO THEIR FAILURES"

"THE FAITHFUL KNOW ONLY THE TRIVIAL SIDE OF LOVE, ITS FAITHLESS THAT KNOW LOVE'S TRAGEDIES"

"THE ONE CHARM OF MARRIAGE IS THAT IT MAKES LIFE OF DECEPTION ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR BOTH PARTIES"

"ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN LOVE... THAT IS THE REASON ONE SHOULD NEVER MARRY "

"THE ONLY THING THAT ONE NEVER REGRETS ARE HIS MISTAKES"

"MORALITY IS SIMPLY THE ATTITUDE THAT WE ADOPT TOWARDS PEOPLE WE PERSONALLY DISLIKE "

" HE IS MAN I ADMIRE A LOT"-- OSCAR WILDE ON OSCAR WILDE

"LIFE IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT A THING TO EVER TALK SERIOUSLY ABOUT"