ON OSCAR WILDE.....

Taken from www.uncyclopedia.org . But a few additions are original.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and the number of Oscar Wilde quotes, and I'm not sure about the former."
~ Albert Einstein

"If you're going to do something rude, do it for a reason, and get something from it"
~ Patricia C. Wrede on Oscar Wilde's sexuality

"...get off my property."
~ Lord Byron on Oscar Wilde

"...the gayest man I've ever met!"
~ John Howard on Oscar Wilde

"I did not have sexual relations with that man!"
~ Bill Clinton on Oscar Wilde

"I was in college, I was drunk, I was curious..."
~ George Bush on Oscar Wilde

"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
~ Bono on Oscar Wilde

"Oscar, for Chrissakes, butch it up!"
~ Gertrude Stein on Oscar Wilde

"Now taking reservations for the I hate the Marquess of Queensbury Club."
~ The Marquess of Queensbury

"I like a martini, two at the very most, three I'm under the table, four I'm Oscar Wilde."
~ Dorothy Parker on Martinis

"He's the only man I ever wanted but couldn't have. Maybe if I learned yoga."
~ Oscar Wilde

"I never really got into Oscar Wilde. But he got into me a few times."
~ Noel Coward on Oscar Wilde

"Hey Vern!"
~ Ernest

"Shall I compare thee to Oscar Wilde?"
~ William Shakespeare on Oscar Wilde

"Whenever I hear the words 'Oscar Wilde', that's when I reach for my revolver."
~ Hermann Goering on Oscar Wilde

“It's gotten to the point where anyone can make up quotes about Oscar Wilde and say they're from Oscar Wilde.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

"That's Oscar Wilde? I could have sworn it was a pile of burnt and fatty grease from the Grease Hut!"
~ Martin Van Buren on Oscar Wilde

"Anything that goes up must come down with Oscar Wilde's being the lone exception"
~Issac Newton