Friday, March 21, 2008

PJ CARNIVAL

I am back after a long hiatus. The break was not intentional nor was it forced upon me because of a packed schedule. Its just that I am, as Oscar Wilde would say motivationally challenged(read lazy).
But all my motivation is back thanks to the PJ Carnival we had last night. It started of as a Booze party but with the likes of Pinkee, Pappey and Rahul's new incarnation it turned into a PJ carnival with each one trying to out do the other.

Pinkee - Randi baarish mein kounsa shot khelte hai?
Answer - Cover Drive
FUNDA - When it rains, you want covers on the ground!!

Pappey - Randi baarish khatam hone ke baad kounsa shot khelta hai?
Answer - Pull Shot
FUNDA - When it has stopped raining you have to 'pull' the covers off!
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Pinkee - Agar Pappey Beer mangta hai to Beer, Pappey se kya mangega?
Answer - Honey
FUNDA - Pappey likes beer and beer (bear) likes honey!

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Rahul - Agar tum Pappey ko PJ marne ko bolege to woh kya karega?
Answer - Pappey will jump upwards.
FUNDA - Pappey will jump as he will then have velocity(v) in upward direction(j). So he has momentum (P) as his has both mass and velocity and it is in upward direction( y direction ~ j direction). So Pappey has now put a P
ĵ.

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Pattrow - Manish jab chicken khata hai junglee ban jata hai.
Saffy - Manish sachi mein pura wildly behave karta hai agar uske aage chicken padi hai.
Manish - Mein koi junglee ki tarah behave nahi karta.....

Pappey - Eggjactly, Chhotu (Pappey calls Manish, Chhotu affectionately) is not wild, Chhotu is not junglee, Chhotu is Mansih. :D

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Pappey - Agar Chhotu, Chhotu hai to usko chicken ka kounsa item pasand hai.
Answer - Since Chhotu is chhotu, woh sirf CERELAC flavoured chicken khata hai.

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PJ IN ACTION
This anecdote was narrated by Shaggy

Venue -
Electrical Workshop
First Year

The question was to set up a circuit to light a tubelight. Aunty puts hazaar fight, mugs, cogs from notes and cogs from neighbouring students but somehow manages to set up the complete circuit. The circuit seems perfect but the tubelight does not seem to glow. Worried and confused he takes the system to the workshop instructor. The instructor himself starts to BULB. the circuit is perfect but the tubelight does not seem to glow. The instructor fiddles a bit with the starter, re aligns the circuit elements but to no avail. He reads the manuals again and sets the circuit himself but all in vain.
Its only after more than forty minutes that both realize that there is no tubelight to glow. Aunty had forgotten to connect the tubelight. !!!!! :D

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There were a lot more but cant remember them all. Next time around I drink around with Pinkee and Pappey (and Rahul these days too) i'll carry a tape recorder to make sure that not a single PJ is missed.








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