EKLAVYA : India's Official Entry to the Oscars !!

WDF ! These were the first words that struck me once I read the bulletin on the web. I was shocked to say the least. I banged my fist on the lectern and gave a huge grin at the adjoining pic of Vindhu Vinod Chopra.

It was one of those rare movies that we had gone for.[and I sincerely regret having gone for it]. With DVD ripped movies landing up on LAN within a week of their release, going to the theater and spending 200 bucks seems really far-fetched. It was not the last time. We repeated the blunder with 'TaRa Rum Pum'. From the little that I remember about the script, it had none. I still educe the fact that I spent the whole movie waiting for something to happen. It started with the revelation of propinquitous relationship between the queen and her guard and it ended with the guard defying ethics to put love ahead of his obligations. In between, we had the foreign returned prince doting on a poor girl ( surprising?), a perverse impotent king, and some excellent cinematography. That was it. Cinematography was the only thing that stood out. But do you select films to represent your country on the basis of "cinematography'"? Certainly NO. We had walked into the theater with loads of expectations - it was VVC's first movie since Mission Kashmir, he had spent over five years writing the script and the star cast boasted of AB, Saif Ali Khan, Boman Irani and Sharmila Tagore. I am no film critic but this movie certainly did not get my pulses racing nor did it cause an emotional stir somewhere within. This movie 'cupped' royally at the box office. I am not very sure if the critics rated that highly. From the little that I observed, Guru and Chak De got better reviews and yet..... I am not into regional cinema. There would obviously be some that must have stood out. I am sure that there would have been many that would have outweighed Eklavya in every other department excluding cinematography. It is not surprising that issues are being raised against its selections. An affidavit has already been filed. Movies like Dharm, Guru and Chak De were certainly better when it came to script. Better by a long way......................

G Talk STATUS MESSAGE

Here’s a collection of some of the best status messages that I have been a testimony to

"Mallu's have Onam, Tams have Pongal : Gults have ELECTION :D"
Courtesy - Cheenti
Note: The occasion was as you would have guessed it by now, the Insti Elections

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umVY0QHLDUw"
Courtesy - Psaffy

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - OW "
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - OW"
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - OW"
"I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.- OW"
Courtesy - Yours Truly

"There is nothing called a committed man. If you want one, search in a mental asylum"
Courtesy - Mitasha

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot ...The world forgetting by the world forgot...Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind......Each prayer accepted n each wish resigned"
Courtesy - Randy

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

"Marriages are made in heaven : So are thunder and lightning"
Courtesy - Mitasha

And now, for some of the worst ones

“Why did Misbah play the last ball straight to Sreesanth? Perhaps he didn’t know that there's a mallu in every corner of the world!! :D”
Courtesy – Cheenti
Note: PJ maxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Everyone is beautiful to someone" [ it had been there for the past three semesters ! ]
Courtesy - Dhruv(jussu)
Note: I suppose most people would agree on that :D

"PDND" [with the green availaible tag on]
Courtesy - Sumedh Vidwans

P.S : All opinions expressed are mine and it should be assumed that they have been expressed in good humour

RENDEZVOUS @ 5:30 pm Monday, Sept 24
11 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MISS THE INDIA-PAK T20 FINAL

1. India have never lost a World Cup match to Pakistan

2. Its INDIA minus Tendulkar, Dravid, Ganguly and Zaheer VS PAK minus Inzy, Yousuf, Shoaib and Razzaq

3. No more Sachin vs Wasim ... No more Dravid vs Shoaib... its the time for raw fresh talents to battle it out in the African Safari's. We have
Yuvraj Singh vs Mohd. Asif
Shahid Afridi vs Irfan Pathan

4. Both teams walk in even-stevens. No psychological advantage for either with the previous match between the two having ended in a tie... (I personally believe bowl-out is a lot of shit. Its no better than the previous system which relied on the toss of a coin to determine winners in knock out matches)

5. The battle for the longest six is still on. With a 12 hitter in form of Afridi (still to get going batting wise) you never know.

6. Shrewd Shoaib(Malik) one on one against Daring Dhoni. It certainly takes courage to back a nominally experienced Joginder Sharma over Agarkar(with experience of nearly 200 ODI's) and even more hardihood to ask him to bowl the last over when his previous two have gone for over 30. On the other hand Malik's shrewdness has reserved a new ball bowler in Umar Gul to bowl 4th change and finish of the innings with toe crushing yorkers.

7. A very special item number by who else - Sreesanth. Kathakali, tabla on the cricket pitch and his "Jheel Si Gehri Aankhen" staring at the batsmen.. He will have it all for the opposition and the cheering Indian contingent back at the stadium and those glued to the TV sets back home. There is a also a guest appearance by a certain wrong footed, Lagaan style bowler in Sohail Tanvir who will demonstrate his dyslexic bowling action.

8. An opportunity to watch a lot more of Indian, Pakistani and South African babes. :D

9. India vs Pakistan ... World Cup Final. Do you want anything more ? ? Get hold of it.The next time you witness anything similar, you would probably be 70 and nursing yourself for cardiac arrest.

And... ohh I forgot

10. The match is being played at the Wanderers, Johannesburg which also witnessed the record ODI chase of 434 by South Africa against Australia.

and to end it,

11. India is gonna rape Pakistan. CHAK DE! INDIA

Why the battle of Wanderers will be so special

Atul Sondhi /Cricketnext.com
http://www.cricketnext.com/news/why-battle-of-wanderers-will-be-so-special/27090-13.html

It is the stuff that the dreams are made of. There were jokes abound when India and Pakistan were bracketed along with Scotland in Group D, that who the real minnows were!

After all, Scotland had done much better in the 50-over version of the 2007 World Cup compared to India and Pakistan, who had perished even before the real action had started.

All jokes stopped just few days later. After a string of brilliant performances, the two countries, equally passionate about their cricket, are now on the threshold of glory, which not many had imagined before the TWenty20 World Chamionship, started.

There is certain beauty, and bruteness involved in a contest, when India take on Pakistan. Indeed, there are number of reasons to take a flight to Johannesburg.

Unequalled contest:

In terms of sheer intensity, very few rivalries can match a cricketing showdown between these arch-rivals. No inch is taken or given without a fight as nearly two billion of humanity (including expatriates and fans) take out their flags as they cheer or cry for their beloved country.

Mercifully, the hostility has somewhat reduced compared to 80s and 90s, still the pressure is unbearable. And that is the beauty of it.

Divine justice:

Just remember the glum looking faces this March when India and Pakistan prematurely said goodbye to the World Cup.

A captain was sacked, a coach died, and another coach resigned.

Many reputations seemed to have been tarnished beyond redemption. However, in a matter of few months, the Gen Next has avenged insult to the likes of Mohammad Yousuf, Inzamam-ul Haq, and India’s Holy Trinity. For purely the love of seeing this set of marvelous individuals in green and blue, it will be worth a trip.

No one-man Army:

India are not a one-man army. Reputations do not matter any more as system has taken over the individuals. Everyone contributes before and after a huddle!

There has been Robin Uthappa's match saving 50 against Pakistan and then tremendous holding of nerves in the 'bowl out'. And then there has been Dinesh Karthik's mind boggling catch and Rohit Sharma's tremendous run out of Justin Kemp, which showed South Africa that the Indian fielding could match the very best.

Who can forget the roles of our openers, Rohit Sharma’s brilliant batting against South Africa and Yuvraj’s pyrotechnics, which single-handedly demolished Australia.

Even Joginder Sharma, the most underrated of Indian pacers, came up with a brilliant last over last night, when the pressure could have simply killed a lesser man.

Similar things have happened with Pakistan. While Shoaib Akhtar, Shahid Afridi, Mohammad Asif, Umar Gul and Misbah-ul-Haq have been the star performers, the others have done their bit too.

And it will be interesting to see who clicks in the final, and the most important showdown.

Inspirational captains:

There must have been too much of heartburn in the Pakistan team when Shoaib Malik was made captain. It is naïve to expect that the seasoned performers and old pros like Afridi, Shoaib and Mohammad Yousuf will not have felt disappointed for being sidestepped.

Ditto in the Indian team for Mahendra Singh Dhoni. But with each step, the two captains have grown in stature. And the situation is not going to change even after one of them loses the chance to be on the Podium. They are friendly and supportive of their team members, but deadly and destructive when it comes to the opposition.

Aussie slayer:

The entire world imports their coaches, and the same world hates their team’s success. So both India and Pakistan have become the darling of all the Aussie-haters by beating the common enemy once each.

The South Africans too can heave a sigh of relief that the Australians will not be lifting one more trophy on their soil. For once, they can watch the action freed of all the tension. And they must.

A Streak on stake:

Will India keep up their winning streak against Pakistan in world championship tournaments - as streak, which started in Australia 16 years ago. Or will Pakistan finally do what they had threatened to do in the group stage when just one run off last two balls could have broken India’s spell.

That million-dollar question will be answered in the New Wanderers on Monday night amid thousands of cheering supporters holding India and Pakistani flags.

Umpires are going to have a tough time for sure. Faint edges, one fear, will not be heard in the din of a battle, which surely is not going to be for the faint hearted.

THE LONELY SENTINEL

Armored in beige, knighted with a timber ingot
He strolls around;
A metal whistle, his sole tenancy: Ends hot
Ruffled by his vulgar breath.
The coy wooden baton, his sole companion
The midnight owl's hoots, his harmony
Vast arsenic stretches studded with silver petals, his visual symphony
Dry and algid zephyrs his sole source of palpation.
Reclusive, yet not stirred
Obligation to some and yet
the Lonely Sentinel goes about his quotidian commission.