RENDEZVOUS @ 5:30 pm Monday, Sept 24
11 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MISS THE INDIA-PAK T20 FINAL

1. India have never lost a World Cup match to Pakistan

2. Its INDIA minus Tendulkar, Dravid, Ganguly and Zaheer VS PAK minus Inzy, Yousuf, Shoaib and Razzaq

3. No more Sachin vs Wasim ... No more Dravid vs Shoaib... its the time for raw fresh talents to battle it out in the African Safari's. We have
Yuvraj Singh vs Mohd. Asif
Shahid Afridi vs Irfan Pathan

4. Both teams walk in even-stevens. No psychological advantage for either with the previous match between the two having ended in a tie... (I personally believe bowl-out is a lot of shit. Its no better than the previous system which relied on the toss of a coin to determine winners in knock out matches)

5. The battle for the longest six is still on. With a 12 hitter in form of Afridi (still to get going batting wise) you never know.

6. Shrewd Shoaib(Malik) one on one against Daring Dhoni. It certainly takes courage to back a nominally experienced Joginder Sharma over Agarkar(with experience of nearly 200 ODI's) and even more hardihood to ask him to bowl the last over when his previous two have gone for over 30. On the other hand Malik's shrewdness has reserved a new ball bowler in Umar Gul to bowl 4th change and finish of the innings with toe crushing yorkers.

7. A very special item number by who else - Sreesanth. Kathakali, tabla on the cricket pitch and his "Jheel Si Gehri Aankhen" staring at the batsmen.. He will have it all for the opposition and the cheering Indian contingent back at the stadium and those glued to the TV sets back home. There is a also a guest appearance by a certain wrong footed, Lagaan style bowler in Sohail Tanvir who will demonstrate his dyslexic bowling action.

8. An opportunity to watch a lot more of Indian, Pakistani and South African babes. :D

9. India vs Pakistan ... World Cup Final. Do you want anything more ? ? Get hold of it.The next time you witness anything similar, you would probably be 70 and nursing yourself for cardiac arrest.

And... ohh I forgot

10. The match is being played at the Wanderers, Johannesburg which also witnessed the record ODI chase of 434 by South Africa against Australia.

and to end it,

11. India is gonna rape Pakistan. CHAK DE! INDIA