SAARANG UNQUOTED

" जब "ट" से कोई गाना ख़त्म नही होता, तो "ट" से कोई गाना शुरू कैसे हो सकता है !! "
-- Antakshari Coord on being asked to sing a song starting with "ट"

" Sumedh Samant और Kuldeep Nigam देहाती हैं ! ....................................... "
-- Punchar

" Well ...
We need more time.... " -- Hot chicks to Punchar on being asked for the dance workshop

" If you have any queries, come over here"
-- Punchar, sitting inside the Hospi desk, to a group of hot chicks inquiring about the day's proceedings from a hospi vol. The group eventually move around the hospi platform and get their doubts cleared from Punchar inside the Hospi desk.

" Ek Reddy ne pure wing ka ch***ya kaat diya "
-- Chittad Singh after CHB lures him into shelling out grub coupons worth Rs. 300(originally meant for our wing) to gratify his dance partner for Salsa, who herself was getting was grub coupons worth Rs. 300 as a volunteer.

" Now I know why I didn't clear IIT-JEE"
-- Non-IITian chick's comment at the Queen Of Sheeba event. On being asked as to how they cracked the Schroder Series problem(as it was not Google-able. Google led you to some vague article on divergent analytical functions published in 1942 by Carl Siegel), the Narmad team of SDK, Gully and Raj responded with
-- "We got the generating function of the Schroeder Series from Siegel's article and wrote a C program to evaluate it. We debugged and compiled it and ran it on Turbo C to generate the infinite series. The 9th term turns out to be 14586 ... "

"Come here and press 4"
-- A female Hospi Coord to her vol with her left hand on Alt and right hand on F when a co-coord asked her to press Alt+F4 to close the window she was working on.


" It was an "Anagram Fest" " -- Fockkus @ WTGW prelims.

"Pinkee (Hospi Core) सुट्टे के लिए भूका भी मर सकता है " -- Homework, after Pinkee gives all his grub coupons in exchange for Fags.

" Seems the coords are themselves planning a homicide. They are just arranging for a plebiscite to determine their modus operandi " -- A participant from NIT, Trichy on seeing the CLUEDO prelims question paper which had 5 murder mysteries.