G Talk STATUS MESSAGE

Here’s a collection of some of the best status messages that I have been a testimony to

"Mallu's have Onam, Tams have Pongal : Gults have ELECTION :D"
Courtesy - Cheenti
Note: The occasion was as you would have guessed it by now, the Insti Elections

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umVY0QHLDUw"
Courtesy - Psaffy

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - OW "
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - OW"
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - OW"
"I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.- OW"
Courtesy - Yours Truly

"There is nothing called a committed man. If you want one, search in a mental asylum"
Courtesy - Mitasha

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot ...The world forgetting by the world forgot...Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind......Each prayer accepted n each wish resigned"
Courtesy - Randy

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

"Marriages are made in heaven : So are thunder and lightning"
Courtesy - Mitasha

And now, for some of the worst ones

“Why did Misbah play the last ball straight to Sreesanth? Perhaps he didn’t know that there's a mallu in every corner of the world!! :D”
Courtesy – Cheenti
Note: PJ maxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Everyone is beautiful to someone" [ it had been there for the past three semesters ! ]
Courtesy - Dhruv(jussu)
Note: I suppose most people would agree on that :D

"PDND" [with the green availaible tag on]
Courtesy - Sumedh Vidwans

P.S : All opinions expressed are mine and it should be assumed that they have been expressed in good humour